Memorial. To whom? Sad patsies and dupes conscripted to do the bidding of global corporate masters?

Does anybody really understand what, or more precisely, WHO has been behind every war since 1850 (or thereabouts)? Does anybody know what room in the Waldorf Astoria every one of those wars has been directed from? By the same "person"?

Ever wonder why Lichtenstein has banks that will set up an account IN PERPETUITY? Who would need such an account?

Is the image atop the cliff one of a Hungarian lion holding up its lyin' king, or an Amos 'n Andy Raggedy doll - minus Anne (an image that probably has Disney spinning in his grave)?

Is the game the Big Zero's playing with our Vegas-style economy Baccarat, Russo-Hungarian roulette, or just plain ol' alley cat craps (a la Fritz)?

Pay close attention, Seekers. The dates and times of postings have a pattern. YOU discern them.

Pay VERY close attention.

Now, on to Important Business.

ANNOUNCING (during the eclipse, appropriately): Season 2 of "Pocyclypse Cafe (that's with an accent aigu, in case you're wondering - (en Francais, not Lakota) can't figure out how to do it in this stupid composer).

Otherwise known as Apocalypse Cafe and sometimes the "Pocky Lips" Cafe.

Reservations for up to 2 - 3 couples this season available. More if things really get out of hand with the clamoring crowds

Location: Rim country, Arizona.

Proprietor & chief bottle washer: Dr. D

Chef Amazing/Extraordinaire, sometime waiter, general mangler of words/ideas and philosopher generale: Corbin

Season Opening: When (if?) Corbin gets here.

Menu: that's the key - you are subjected to whatever we feel at the time (with special consideration given to certain medical conditions).

Venue: Gila County, REPUBLIC of Arizona - written and signed/sealed in YOUR blood legal waiver for damages and accidental poisoning or death required. A medical center is a mere 16 miles, or 30 minute ambulance ride away.

Cost: $5,000.00 Federal Reserve Notes per individual (not person) or real money discount of 3 Gold Canadian Maple Leaf 1 oz. gold coins (Kruggerand accepted as substitute) - $8,000.00 FRN's or 5 Maple Leaf/Kruggerand gold coin per couple (not persons). Nonrefundable reservation of $2,000.00 or 1 oz. gold Maple Leaf/Kruggerand applies, upon application. Please submit choice of music genre, otherwise you will be subjected to Corbin's choice - a rather eclectic mix of classical, opera, offbeat rock, obscure jazz and down home bluegrass, with some really strange German acapella thrown in for good measure.

A once in a lifetime, ultimate, American End Times, pre-Apocalyptic experience for the discerning adventurer. Live as the "almost homeless" do for 5 or more hours in the Rim country of Arizona. Accommodation in the front seat - single occupancy - or the bed - double occupancy - of Corbin's truck available for overnighters. Free breakfast if you stay overnight. Amazing stellar views and training in neighborhood watch patrol ( a la George Zimmerman) available as extra package. Advanced training in general End Times survival or pseudo highbrow homelessness by special arrangement.

Reasonably intelligent repartee like you can't believe, on almost ANY subject - guaranteed - during your stay (Reimann geometry, vector analysis and other such nonsense specifically excluded). Topical discussions may range from Abraham Maslow's hierarchy of needs to Zeta Reticulan influence on U.S. military policy in international relations.

Contact: respondez, si'l vous plait. Maintenant. In other words if you are reading this, I will take your non-responce as inexcusably rude.

We reserve the right (and rite) to exclude anybody on our whim or fancy. Terms and conditions subject to morphing without notice.

We are an equal opportunity offender.

Well, to begin with, I hate this new "blogger" format, so suffice to say that if this crap continues, I will LEAVE blogspot and move on to Wordpress - get it assholes?